I met Sheldon while taking English 101 at Tri-C. In the initial class he mentioned both Bette Davis and Bob Dylan in the same sentence. As soon as the class ended I ran to the scheduling department to see if there were any other classes that Sheldon was teaching. It turned out that he was also teaching film appreciation at 7:00 PM that exact day. My last class concluded at 3:00, leaving me 4 hours to kill, as I lived to far away to drive home and return. It also made my day that started at 8:00 AM pretty lengthy. The decision to sign up for the film class changed my life. When I look at the books on my shelf, Sylvia Plath, Flannery O’Connor, Raymond Carver, and of course, The Sound and the Fury, or when I view the films Duck Soup, Ali: Fear Eats the Soul, Modern Times, or A Streetcar Named Desire, just to name a few, I realize what an indelible impression he made on me, my tastes, my interests, and my life in general.
Sheldon loved to laugh. He taught me that laughter is one of the most intimate experiences that you can share. Like everyone who knew him, whittling down the slew of memorable moments to one anecdote is nearly impossible but here it goes…
Early on in our friendship I bought tickets to a charity auction held at the Rocky River Yacht Club. There were no seats available except at the center table that had Reserved prominently marked on a card. Sheldon directed me to sit there. There was a woman whom Sheldon later described as a Ruth Gordon wannabe holding court at the table and did not appreciate the both of us sitting there. She passive aggressively played with the Reserved Card and shot unfriendly looks our way.
I whispered to Sheldon that maybe we should move. “Did you pay for your tickets like everyone else?” “Yes.” I replied. “Is there any other place to sit?” “No.” “Then we’re staying right here.”
The auction began and Sheldon, being Sheldon, was quickly bored. “Do you think any of those paintings have microfilm in them like North by Northwest?” My laughter must have angered Ruth because she looked directly at us and commanded/requested in a loud voice, “Pardon me but I didn’t hear you.” Without missing a beat he repeated the question and Ruth Gordon, for the first time, laughed and smiled. “Oh, I love that movie.” In under a minute Sheldon was holding court and charmed every person at that table.
Mr. Chips: I thought I heard you say 'twas a pity, a pity I never had children. But you're wrong...I have...thousands of them...thousands of them...and all boys!
Good-bye Mr. Chips. You will always be loved and missed.
The Last Protégé from Tri-C